Coinciding with the opening of this year’s GOP minstrel cavalcade, Rep. Ed Schrock, a two-term Republican congressman from Virginia has abruptly resigned his seat. Why would he do such a thing? Well it turns out that the second most conservative member of Congress, this loving husband and doting father, the co-sponsor of the Federal Marriage Amendment is a total fudge packer.

Here’s what he said to a potential mate on the MegaMates/ MegaPhone Line, an interactive phonesex service he frequented:

“Uh, hi, I weigh 200 pounds, uh, six-foot-four, hazel eyes, blond hair, very muscular, very buffed-up, uh, very tanned, um, I'd just like to get together with a guy from time to time just to -- just to play. I'd like him to be, uh, in very good shape, flat stomach, good chest, good arms, well-hung, cut, uh, just get naked, play, and see what happens, nothing real heavy duty, but just a fun time, go down on him, he can go down on me, and just, uh, take it from there. Hope to hear from you. Bye.”